May 1, 2010
sarah22@gmail.com: yo girl! wassaup!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: nothin’ just enjoying a great Saturday without anyone in the house:Dyahoo! whatcha up 2?
sarah22@gmail.com: just emailing u & listening to 104.7thefish. i can’t wait until the school year is oh-fi-chi-lee OHVAH! yeeyah! booyah girlfriend i’m gonna be hitting the rays (sunglasses guy smiling)
topazlovin@yahoo.com: black peeps don go tanning themselves all willy-nilly! yo gonna go walkin like the even worse version of Beyonce. but i guess that was already invented.
sarah22@gmail.com: Oh come on! u still bummed out about that? girl, it don matter!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: 2 u it don but 2 me is a hole different story!!
sarah22@gmail.com: is everything have 2 b different 2 u like 4 real?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yes, it does. Just because u no ur problems n can cope w/ it don mean that evry1 else can, sarah.
sarah22@gmail.com: really. we’ll get that back stabbing sneak topaz we will. i mean, who really cares about her.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well no1 really cares about her but they care about what she says.
sarah22@gmail.com: xplain profess. please.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: gladly.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: You see my dear. When Carla Rodriguez says something in the room she has the ability to make people care.
sarah22@gmail.com: really?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Yes Sarah really. When she entered the middle school building in Lawrenceville, Georgia she decided that she would make it loud & clear that she will be the most terrible girl & the most wanted one as well. She had a look on her face that said you will now hate me, respect me, listen to every word I say, & forever become my mindless zombies. And anyone who doesn’t do this, I will either discriminate you or just turn you into a loner. And ever since then it has kept up until the 8th grade. Then when high school comes, she brainwash all men into stupid, idiotic pigs. In other words, You all are now my bitches. Wait a minute, they already are. Nevertheless, my warning to you: DON”T EVER TRUST HER BECAUSE SHE WILL RUIN YOUR WONDERFUL LIFE!! Besides, she already did to me. And now that we’re in high school, she’s gonna bring it down HARD.
sarah22@gmail.com: u r unbelievable! really what happened ‘cuz i’ve been hearing rumors all day! what happened?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ok hear it goes. well i was in English class right. Well I was passing out these new poetry books & as i was comin’ up 2 the cutie named Deshan. i decided that 2day was gonna be the day! i tried 2 catch his eyes & when i did it was like a dream! But then i heard Ms. Leard-Gillve screaming WATCH OUT & i felt something below me that made me trip! Next thing i no i’ve got my face falling suddenly & then my mouth is on top of Carla Rodriguez’s Liz Clairbourne high heels! “Oh! Get your cheap lipgloss lips off of my shoes, you perv!” That’s right! She had the nerve 2 call me a pervert! She’s the 1 that’s always flirting with Mr. Kenneth during every test he gives out ‘cause “she needs help”. It’s pathetic.
sarah22@gmail.com: i’m with ya on that 1. the only thing she needs help with is her obsession that involves her daily cup of European expresso. but isn’t Deshan like 2 years older than u?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah so?
sarah22@gmail.com: well i’m just sayin’. he’s like 1 of those guys who like 2 have 7 beers everynite & have these huge FRAT parties. he even stole a mailtruck to go joyriding. he’s trouble & ur dad will literally KILL u if u date him.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah but instead of looking at the CONs let’s look at the PROs. we’ll be so popular. we could push Carla around. i would be invited 2 a real FRAT party! & i could finally b a jerk 2 people & not get in trouble 4 it!
sarah22@gmail.com: what about our friend Ann? u no how much she hates people who r popular?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ah come on! i was so much fun until u brought that up!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ok jk. i think that if she has a problem w/ it then we can always hang out after school.
sarah22@gmail.com: TOPAZ!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i jk girl! gosh u so…GOSH!
sarah22@gmail.com: yep that’s me! but i guess i won’t tell you his email;)
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u jivin’ right?
topazloviin’@yahoo.com: sarah?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: SARAH!!! L
sarah22@gmail.com: yes who is it?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: who it is.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh topaz how i missed ur sense of humor! J
topazlovin@yahoo.com: & how i love “The Cosby Show” & how i’d love 2 no Deshan’s email! J
sarah22@gmail.com: & how i’d love 2 give it 2 u!
sarah22@gmail.com: but alas i cannot.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y? y not? y must u b so cruel & keep me away from true love?
sarah22@gmail.com: u think that every hot guy u see is ur “true love”
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i do not!
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah u do
topazlovin@yahoo.com: prove it!
sarah22@gmail.com: that guy who gave ur order at McDonald’s in Roswell?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: he wasn’t exactly my taste.
sarah22@gmail.com: only when i pointed out that he was making out with that Anglo-European girl.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whatever. another 1
sarah22@gmail.com: what about my older brother’s best friend Louis?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i new he was a playah from the minute i eavesdropped on his phone conversation with that retarded Asian girl.
sarah22@gmail.com: actually she looks like that Asian on “Charlie’s Angles”.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: not helping here! next!
sarah22@gmail.com: Mr. Kenneth?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hey! in my defense just about every girl in the whole school fell in love w/ him. even the girl teachers & the assistant principal!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: all the girls except the lesbians, feminists, & u.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: r u some sort of bi-sexual or something?
sarah22@gmail.com: ha ha ha! i am just a very strong, smart, funny, talented woman who doesn’t think that i am defined if i have a man or not.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well sarah i think that u forgot that in high school that rule is not cared 4.
sarah22@gmail.com: whatever.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well what r the pros & cons of being inlove w/ Mr. Ron Noel Daniel Kenneth?
sarah22@gmail.com: i’ll just list the cons
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whatever
sarah22@gmail.com: 2 old
topazlovin@yahoo.com: my old hottie
sarah22@gmail.com: hairy body
topazlovin@yahoo.com: sexy hairy
sarah22@gmail.com: sweaty easily
topazlovin@yahoo.com: love musky
sarah22@gmail.com: works at ur school
topazlovin@yahoo.com: we get 2 make-out behind the dumpster
sarah22@gmail.com: he dies before u
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i’ll get his money & b rich!
sarah22@gmail.com: has 2 live in a retirement home
topazlovin@yahoo.com: sleep w/ the young paramedics that come like every day 2 pick up the dead people.
sarah22@gmail.com: how do u xplain 2 ur children y daddy’s older than mommy?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: he’ll tell ‘em
sarah22@gmail.com: u r crazy!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well that’s a lot than Carla & her dirtbag posse how it was like to kiss a goddess’s feet? more like a God’s mistake!
sarah22@gmail.com: hey! The Lord our God makes no mistakes! U here me! NONE!!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: okay i’m sorry. but still i am so ticked off
sarah22@gmail.com: well i’ve gotta get to my weekend hw.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ah crap!
sarah22@gmail.com: don worry i’ll try 2 email u later. Bye!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hey wait a minute! u did that so i wouldn’t get Deshan’s email address! well that isn’t gonna stand! I DEMAND IT RIGHT NOW! NOW!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: SARAH!!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: SARAH!!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: fine. u may have won this battle but i will win the war! u here me! THE WAR!!!
1:04pm
sarah22@gmail.com: hey anne what’s up?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: nothing. i’m just trying not to be bored. i sure am glad that you started to email me right when i was surfing the web.
sarah22@gmail.com: really? what’d ya’ find?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: oh nothing interesting really. stupid videos & boring articles about the government. (Yawn)
sarah22@gmail.com: okay what were u really doin?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i already told you.
sarah22@gmail.com: come on girl! i tell u lying through the screen! spill.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: well i’ve been going on eBay again & i found these gotta-have-‘em shoes there & they fitted right into my budget!
sarah22@gmail.com: y r u being such a shopping diva?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: actually they are for a friend of mine. a very special friend.
sarah22@gmail.com: really? that is so sweet! who is it? is it a kid w/ down syndrome? or maybe your friend that had a serious leg injury?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: actually it’s a girl who my mom watches where she works. Her name is Alma Java & her family doesn’t have a lot of money so her clothes are a wreck. Whenever I see her she has on these dirty clothes that stink or she wears a potato sack. It’s really sad.
sarah22@gmail.com: wow!! that is sad! y don they just go 2 Goodwill?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: her parents are to ashamed to go there. I mean, first they’re poor & then second they have to wear old clothes that other people already have.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: she’s supposed to go to a hospital pretty soon for a check-up on her lungs.
sarah22@gmail.com: ?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well she used to live with these Jamaicans & her parents lived under them. The people there had some smoking pot, weed, crack, & anything else they can roll up in paper & still get high on. 1day she had some trouble breathing & when she got to her parents she could even look straight! But now she’s okay. Her parents are living in a safe & clean house with filtered air but she still has really bad asthma so she goes to a special hospital for check-ups to what else is wrong. I think this will be a really great i’m-here-for-you gift doncha think.
sarah22@gmail.com: (sobbing) i am so touched by what u said. it makes me feel so sad L
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: ha ha ha. thanks for being passionate. i’m not telling topaz though.
sarah22@gmail.com: ah come on girl. she ain’t gonna be like that.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: oh really? When I went over to her house to try & not moan over my dog’s passing she went up to me & said,” I know what happened to your dog. Ya’ know what you need? You need to get over it! Does your life revolve around that pathetic Rottweiler?” And then she laughed & asked if I wanted to go outside & shoot some hoops! wtf! I went there to get some affection & she just goes & shoves me down.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh come on! u no topaz. she’s not the weepy soft type (no offense). she’s tough ya no.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: yep. I remember when we were 7 your mom took us to McDonald’s. When she didn’t get the sprinkles on her ice cream, no one went on that playground again!
sarah22@gmail.com: oh yeah! that was the time when that cute guy gave her that napkin to wipe all the mayo out of her hair.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i know. she must be wondering where he lives. but you were so scared when she started yelling like crazy after taking your happy meal then you didn’t talk to her for like 3 days. You are so dramatic.
sarah22@gmail.com: i am not! ya know that she actually asked me 4Deshan’s email. well after i told her that i knew what it was then she asked me 4 it.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Did you give it her? Please tell me you did! I don’t wanna lose someone else so early! Please tell me you gave it to her! Don’t tell me you didn’t!
sarah22@gmail.com: ok i won’t tell u
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: SARAH!!! I’d better start planning your funeral. I’ll remember to tell everyone that you were sometimes stupid at doing things that could’ve prevented your death like giving Topaz his email.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh how very funny!
sarah22@gmail.com: besides, i’ll give it to her at school tomorrow. & that was very sweet of u planning my funeral. remember to say that i was always going to be the best student that Harvard as ever going to have. if they new how amazing I was then they’d be eating out of my hand!
x-axismoods@gmail.com: I don’t know what is wrong with you but it is scaring me. Besides, I don’t have time for your funeral plans. I have a life of my own if you must know.
sarah22@gmail.com: well let’s here about ur life.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I have to be at another friend’s house in 10 minutes.
sarah22@gmail.com: is it the girl you’re gonna give the shoes 2?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: no. i’m going to Catalina Lopez’s house.
sarah22@gmail.com: tell me that this is a joke.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: nope. She’s failing in Spanish. I mean, come on! Her whole family is from Spain. She even bragged about one of her grandfather’s sleeping with one of the queens of Spain & she can’t even learn her own language!
sarah22@gmail.com: this is bad. i better start planning ur funeral! how’s bagpipes sound?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: like wwwweeeeee-hhhhhhoooo-be-be-be-be-be!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: & now i’m scared.
sarah22@gmail.com: well u should be. & u warned me about not giving her one guy’s email!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: well she’ll understand. She knows about when Catalina poured chocolate pudding on my new white cardigan because it looked better than her black jeans. She knows I ain’t that crazy about her.
sarah22@gmail.com: well i hope u survive it w/out her trying 2 cut off ur beautiful long black hair. (crying) c ya l8ter.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: drama queen.
4:20pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hey ya’ll! topaz in the house! please hold the applause.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: hey topaz.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hi sloth.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: That’s funny. Almost as funny as you kissing a goddess’s feet who I would very much like to meet.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Don’t u dare!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: say that again & i will go over 2 ur & snap ur neck in ½ !
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: u r now scaring me.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i no. it’s a gift.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: more like something you should see a shrink about.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u callin’ me craz?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: No but Catalina did.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: how u no dat?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I heard her say that at school in the lunch line.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: that sob
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Careful with what you say girl. Anyways, why did you really come & interrupt my studying.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well im so sorry Little Miss Smarty-Pants.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: anyhow, i was thinking that u & i could try & to do something a lil’ daring!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: No. Totally count me out. Once I saw the word daring I knew that it was not gonna be my thing.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh stop being such a goody-goody 4 once! don u ever wonder what it’s like to do something that u really wanna do & then once u do it u feel a victory! don u ever wonder?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I don’t have to because when that happens to you, you go on about your notorious victory & then I feel like puking out my guts.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh boo hoo hoo 4 wittle anne. come on girl! u don do anything fun!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: what about y-axis at church?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u don do anything in ur life outside of church & school
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: yes i do! I once went to an R-rated movie.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: w/ ur aunt
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: So your calling me boring?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well u said it not me
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Grr! Did you do your weekend homework yet?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: no mommy, i’m sorry
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Gosh you are so mean!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i am not mean! i am real.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: listen i’m sorry. i didn’t mean 2b mean. will u 4give me?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: okay
topazlovin@yahoo.com: & while we’re acting all nice i was wondering well have u talked w/ sarah yet?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: yeah
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well did she idk mention anything about an email address
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: yes she did
topazlovin@yahoo.com: really?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Yes & guess what?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wat?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I know it & I wanna tell you.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: THEN TELL ME!!!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I can’t
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y? y can’t u tell me it? TELL ME!!! i demand 2 no rite now!!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Sorry but you’ll have to wait.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y? wat kinda sick ‘n twisted game r u playing here?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I’m sorry
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y? TELL ME!!! L
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Because…
topazlovin@yahoo.com: bcuz y? i can’t take the suspense! TELL ME!!! (frowny face with steam coming out of ears & cheeks turning red)
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Because I really do not know.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: WHAT?!?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: okay…bye-bye now!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hey u better come back here!!! i will not rest until there is a fight!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: anne i no ur out there!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: anne?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ANNE!!!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: grr.
May 2, 2010
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: HALLELUYAH!!! Somebody shout out & scream HALLELUYAH!! HALLELUYAH!!! Thank you Jesus!! Thank you Jesus! Amen, amen, amen, amen, amen! Praise the Lord!! Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu! Praise the Lord. Amen.
sarah22@gmal.com: Gloryb2God Most High!! I feel the spirit moving in our hearts!! Let us come & praise the Lord!! Amen. Amen. And AMEN!!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I feel so blessed ya’ll! How ‘bout you Sarah? Did feel it?
sarah22@gmail.com: oh yeah girlfriend! I am feelin’ the holy spirit all up in here! Mm-hm! Praise the Lord!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: That was a blast I’m telling you. What was the subject that Pastor Keith was talking about again?
sarah22@gmail.com: forgiveness
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Did you see Topaz at church because I didn’t see her at Sunday school?
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah. she was sitting with her dad 2day. i think that she’s in trouble.
x-axismods@hotmail.com: Oh no! Who did she kill?
sarah22@gmail.com: no1 yet. i think that she was out late last nite & then she woke up the neighbors by first waking up Mrs. Parkingson’s dog by driving into their flower bed.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: She can’t drive, yet.
sarah22@gmail.com: darn it Harold! he told me that story! that trick
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: That is why you need to stay away from the works of the devil!
sarah22@gmail.com: (gasp) how could u say something like that! anyways, what i think is that she was at IHOP or an open bar
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Yeah. She told me that Pastor Keith went to her house to pray for her but she said that all she was doing was daydreaming about her making-out with a hot senior.
sarah22@gmail.com: that totally sounds like her. anyways, i also heard a version of the story from Rochelle Evans in Sunday School. Ohmijesus, her shoes were sooo adorable! I could like totally die 4them! They were soo cute that mine’s looked like crap.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I heard her talking to her mom in saying that my skirt looked like it came out of the garbage.
sarah22@gmail.com: well we’re getting off the subject
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Right, right, Topaz in trouble. What do you think that she did?
sarah22@gmail.com: dunno. i’ll talk 2 her.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i’ve gotta go. My mom wants to go shopping with me to the mall.
sarah22@gmail.com: can i go w/ ya’ll?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: sure.
sarah22@gmail.com: ok. can u guys pick me up at my house?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: okay. See ya there.
4:55pm
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: hey girl! what’s up?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh nothin. just being bored out of my mind. my dad is punishing me & he disconnected the internet on my computer but i’m using his. he’ll no how it feels.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i’m emailing u on my phone at the mall.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ur by urself?
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: no. i’m w/ anne & her mom
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whatcha’ll doin? maybe looking at some very interesting plates or a new bra 4 our growing Anne.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: lol.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: besides, u r so off. it was fun.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: really? was it the fun we have when we go out together & then stay @ IHOP ‘til curfew? Or was it the grown-up people have @ book clubs or when u go shopping @ a thrift store?
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: neither
topazlovin@yahoo.com: so r u just bored
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: no, i’m having real fun. just normal girl fun.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: so r u guys sipping lattes, getting ur nails done & talking about the girl who had on too much make-up in the café & she gave u a look when she gave u ur stupid retarded lattes!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: chillax girlfriend! all we did was go to Claire’s & buy some new earrings. then we went to Dillards & i bought this gorgeous new dress & jacket. then we got hot cinnamonny pretzels & 3 cokes. we just had regular fun.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well now i’m stuck inside my own home! this sucks!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: wow! :0 hey, how did u get in trouble?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: God! i’ve been asked that all thru church & my dad is making me tell them the hole story! he even told Pastor Keith so now he’s gonna do devotion @ our house 2 try again & drive the “demon” out of me. tnf! like 4real! i have no demon! this is the way i am! but will they ever listen? NO! God, they r so stubborn!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: ouch! i’m sorry. L
topazlovin@yahoo.com: it doesn’t matter. i guess it’s better 2 tell my friends instead of just people i see only like 3x a week.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: right. so spill.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: but…
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: but what, Topaz?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh nothin. it’s just that i u wanna hear how i got in trouble…
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: well yeah. i mean, it’s just that Harold Evans told me this ridiculous version of what happened so i wanted 2 find out from my bff.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: that’s so sweet!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: ahh!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: but it only works on softies, sissies, & people who r as dumb as an horse’s ass!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: u still want his email don’t u?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yes! yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! YES!!! GIVE IT 2 ME OR THERE R GONNA B CONSEQUENCES!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: okay.
5:02pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: what’s taking u so long?
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i’m looking 4 the paper that i wrote it on. FOUND IT!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: YAY J
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: it’s
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ?
sarah22@gmail.com: nunyabusiness@HA.com
topazlovin@yahoo.com: fu!
<mobile>sarah22@gmai.com: HEY!!! u hurt my feelings L
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah well i hope ur happy. u just did that 2make me feel like crap. well i hope ur happy! now if u’ll excuse me i have 2go & eat my dinner. u can have ur’s at the food court that’s @ the mall. well guess what? u don’t need 2 shove it my face while i’m still suffering! L
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: ohmigosh, i am so sorry, Topaz! i only met it as a joke. really i am sorry if i hurt ur feelings!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: 2late! bye.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com; no! i am sorry.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i’ll give it 2u. i promise.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i have 2go but please email me back.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: topaz!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: TOPAZ!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: topaz?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah?
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i am so so so so so so so sorry if i had hurt ur feelings. i only meant it as a joke. i didn’t mean 2b hurtful.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well u were & i don’t no y i’m still talking 2u. go back 2ur perfect little time at the perfect mall w/ ur perfect friend Anne who is really scum!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: no she isn’t! & don’t make it Anne’s fault when it’s mine! u no that.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah well u no wat i don no? DESHAN’S EMAIL ADDRESS!!!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i am sorry.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u should b. now if u’ll excuse me; i have 2go & eat my dad’s new chicken pasta w/ prunes.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: but i’ll give it 2u
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: seriously!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: i mean it!
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: please topaz.
<mobile>sarah22@gmail.com: bff?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wat is it?
5:05pm
sarah22@gmail.com: hot4ever@aol.com r we still friends?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: we always have been
sarah22@gmail.com: what about our virtual fight just a minute ago?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: tbt: i was only pretending so i could get his email! BOOYAH!!! J
sarah22@gmail.com: WHAT!?!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i new that u would never give it 2me if i begged or demanded even tho i no that u have a little fear in ur heart 4me.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh yeah.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: so i tricked u. but i thought u would no better than 2even think that i would be a softie! but i new it would work. i just came up w/ it so fast i thought i had super powers.
sarah22@gmail.com: by turning ur hands & feet in2 lethal weapons.
topazlovivn@yahoo.com: but now i have the power 2flirt on w/ Deshan. but don’t worry. when i’m at the top of the food chain, i’ll give u guys my old gym shorts 2dryclean ;)
sarah22@gmail.com: lol, jk. i no who won’t like this.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh come on! it’ll be fun. u’ll be nice & she could be her soft self without getting her name on the dumbass wall in the bathroom.
sarah22@gmail.com: that exists?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah. i started it.
sarah22@gmail.com: u did?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah. i was hiding in the bathroom & i thought that it would be so cool 2 have something 2talk about that holds the real gossip.
sarah22@gmail.com: that is cruel & mean! did u not hear a word in church this morning?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u no me.
sarah22@gmail.com: no i don! apparently not! the topaz i no would never do something so cruel, mean, rude, hurtful, dishonest. the topaz i no would be…witty.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah & the topaz u no wants every1 2no her.
sarah22@gmail.com: every1 does no u!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah but i don wanna b known as the girl who kiss another’s shoes on “accident”. it’s 2embarassing!
sarah22@gmail.com: i don think that that’s as embarrassing as having my pants fall down & then have my underwear strap hanging out all willy-nilly!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well if u’ll excuse me; i need 2 create some romance.
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah i guess i’ve gotta go2. i found these cute jeans that i wanna try on.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ciao! oh & make sure not 2strech out the but so i can wear it 2.
sarah22@gmail.com: whatev.
6:32pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hello i’m ur new sexting fairy! let the naughty talk begin.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i can’t give u a name if that’s what u want. but i’ll tell u this: i’m totally worth losing any girlfriend over, satisfaction guaranteed ;D
hot4ever@aol.com: then bring it on, babe! ;)
topazlovin@yahoo.com: do u no who i am?
hot4ever@aol.com: Topaz. it says it on ur email address.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh right! u’re so smart.
hot4ever@aol.com: yeah whatev. anyways, how did u get my email?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i googled u.
hot4ever@aol.com: cool. i got this really cool quiz that i took.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: awesomeness!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Deshan?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: if u really wanna sext then we can get it on.
hot4ever@aol.com: that’s cool but i don feel like it.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y? am i 2needy?
hot4ever@aol.com: no.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: am i 2stupid?
hot4ever@aol.com: no!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: is my game 2weak?
hot4ever@aol.com: no i just have 2go.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh ok.
8:43pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yo guess wat i just did?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: what because i’m almost done with my homework.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: fine miss goody-goody! i had a very mature conversation w/ -hold ur applause-Deshan Lawrence.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Deshan Lawrence? That’s the thing that interrupted me from my homework? You emailing Deshan? I’m just glad that Sarah gave you his email address.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yep but that’s only ‘cuz i tricked her into giving it 2me.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: wow. I really don’t understand you.
topazlovin@hotmail.com: well if u r goin 2contradict me then i’ll just tell some1 else.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Fine I’m sorry. What did ya’ll talk about?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh just normal stuff like celebs & he talked about Lebron James & other sports stuff. then he had 2go but i new that he didn’t want 2. so wanna go to the mall?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Isn’t it almost closed by now?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah but that’s the best thing! the stores that r having sales just give the stuff out if no1 buys everything! it’s like a dream come true1
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: aren’t you punished? Wait how did you get in trouble in the first place?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh great! every1 wants 2now everything about me all of a sudden?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I’m sorry :C
topazlovin@yahoo.com: it’s ok girl. gosh u r soft! i’ll tell u, i’ll tell u. i was mad at Carla so i decided to make a prank call. i flipped thru the phone book & found her mom’s name as Maria Rodriguez. i called the number & then when she picked up i said that i was delivering crapsuckers. she asked wat they were & i said that they’ll suck the crap out of u & that we had a special order for 100,000 crapsuckers for just her crappy family! then she hung up & she called an hour later & my dad picked up the phone. i guess she talked in a voice that sounded like her mom’s ‘cuz then next thing i no, i’m the 1 getting a lecture about being kind & pleasant but not threatening. i was asking why he would say that & he said that a lady called 2 say that i was threatening 2her daughter! if any1 threatened her daughter it would be her own limo driver! but he didn’t believe me when i said that i didn’t do it & u no y? ‘cuz i’m rousing, adventurous, mad, cruel, crazy child! & now i’m stuck @ home! this is hell.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Ouch.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh & that’s not all! i have 2do all the chores & do my hw everyday 4the rest of the week! i hate this. i’ll have no freedom 4like 6days. now wat do i do after school?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Go home & step team practice.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh & now i’m not allowed 2go 2the after trips like going 2Denny’s or Pizza Hut. i’m gonna die in my own room.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well did he say anything about friends coming over?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: only 4hw.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Then I could come over after school if you like.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: that’s great! he always liked u ‘cuz ur a kissass.
x-axismoods@yahoo.com: Oh yeah. I love doing that all the time.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i no. thx anne.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Wow. This is like the 1st time you’ve been nice to me.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i no. it’s so revolutionary 4me.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Yep. Gotta go.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: good bye L
9:17pm
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Hey there!
clopezhot4ever@aol.com: hey. r we gonna study online?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Not exactly. I just wanna give you a website that I found that might help you with your homework when I’m not there to assist you.
clopezhot4ever@aol.com: rite whatev. i was wondering y u don hav ur hair out more often ya no.
clopezhot4ever@aol.com: yeah great. i wanted 1no if u’d like 2go out?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Really? But I have things to do.
clopezhot4ever@aol.com: please? i mean, we’re now study buddies so i wanna no u better. please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Um okay. Will you pick me up?
clopezhot4ever@aol.com: sure. bye.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Wait! Don’t you need my address?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Catalina?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Catalina?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Where are we going?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Catalina?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Catalina?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Hello?
May 3, 2010
sarah22@gmail.com: hey what happened @ school 2day? i thought u were gonna sit w/ topaz & me like u always do.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I know, I know but Catalina wanted me to sit with her at lunch so I could look over her homework but it turns out she forgot her books & her homework so I was stuck there & I had to listen to their conversation. It was torture because you know how much I hate people who are so mean.
sarah22@gmail.com: wat about topaz?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Whenever she’s mean it’s only if she needs to be or if she’s just trying to be funny. They’re mean for fun. Goodness I hate it!
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah but the purse & the pants? r u trying 2b a model or did u just feel like being a fashion diva?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: That’s so funny that I forgot to laugh.
sarah22@gmail.com: sorry but u said it urself that u love shopping 4cute clothes but u only wear ‘em @ church & never @ school.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well I thought it was time for a change.
sarah22@gmail.com: a change? when we were in the 8th grade & i suggested that u wear some of those adorable skirts to school that u bought 1day, u almost made me call the cops when u tried 2tape my mouth shut & then lock me in ur closet 4about an hour! w/ ur crazy dog!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well now I’m more mature then I was back then.
sarah22@gmail.com: really? just yesterday u got pouty ‘cuz ur mom didn’t want u2 get an icedream from the little chick-fil-a at the mall.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: You are just full of it aren’t you?
sarah22@gmail.com: come on girl. wat’s really goin on? wat did she do?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Okay. Well yesterday I emailed her just to give her this website that I found that looked like it could help her & the next thing I know, I’m trying on designer jeans! I felt so used.
sarah22@gmail.com: y did u even touch them? i no u hate 2think of having designer everything
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well she wanted to get to know me better so she suggested that we go somewhere & it was 9:28. Surprisingly, there are a lot of places that you can go to in the middle of the night. I was home at 11:56! That’s the latest I’ve ever been out before!
sarah22@gmail.com: true dat! but i don get it anne. y would u even agree 2go somewhere in the middle of the nite? ur the good1! i thought u were all about wat’s inside that counts?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I am! Don’t worry though because that is the only time I’ll go out with her at night.
sarah22@gmail.com: ok. my brother is off 2day so wanna come over & play some video games?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: I don’t know
sarah22@gmail.com: come on girl! my mom is @ work & my brother will order pizza is ya like? we’ll get the salads that ur crazy about w/ the pasta! it’ll be like being in middle school again except now i’m a D-cup.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Actually I’ve gotta head down to Catalina’s house so we can study. I hope you don’t mind. Do you?
sarah22@gmail.com: oh well that’s ok. see ya ‘round.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: bye. have fun.
4:02pm
sarah22@gmail.com: whatcha doin?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: my hw. it’s torture. i hate Ms. Gordan.
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah. do u wanna come over 2my house 2play on my brother’s Xbox360?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: do u have 2ask me that question twice u beautiful saint?
sarah22@gmail.com: but ur grounded
topazlovin@yahoo.com: grr.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hey have u talked 2anne yet ‘cuz i’m ready 2start yelling!
sarah22@gmail.com: don u dare topaz! besides, she said that Catalina tricked her in2 taking her shopping in the middle of the nite.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: that makes sense. she’s 2soft. but that’s no excuse 2abandon ur friends & then sit w/ those cowards @ lunch.
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah but that witch tricked anne again by saying that she wanted 2study w/ her @ lunch when she “forgot” her books & hw. i think that she’s trying 2get revenge on u & ur prank call.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: how did u no? anne told didn’t she?
sarah22@gmail.com: no, i eavesdropped on Carla’s & Maria’s conversation. did you see that skirt she wore 2day?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yep. it’s kinda weird ‘cuz in books the skinny, rich, & gorgeous girls r popular when @ our school the rich, fat, & ugly r popular. they like 700lbs. put together!
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah. history is made. i’m worried about her. she might end up turning in2 1of them 4all that matter!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ur rite. i’m on my way over but i’m gonna TALK 2her instead of YELLING @her.
sarah22@gmail.com: grounded. remember?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: I’ve gotta rope ladder stashed in my closet where no1 can see it.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: but don worry. this time I’m gonna wear a helmet & pads.
sarah22@gmail.com: good girl.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: shut up, nerd.
sarah22@gmail.com: happy nerd
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whatever
4:11pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wtf!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i was waiting for that.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i no. but wat i really wanna no is y u even thought bout not sitting w/ us @ lunch & wearing those…those…terrible woman’s clothes! xplain urself!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i can’t right now because i’m busy.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: where r u?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: it doesn’t matter.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: tell me.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: no.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: WHAT? WHAT THE HELL!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i said no. what’s so surprising?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ur supposed 2do whatevr i tell. not say no!
x-axismoods@yahoo.com: sorry.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wat is wrong w/ u?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: leave me alone! i’ve gotta go.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ?
topazlovivn@yahoo.com: HEY! WHERE R U! HEY!!!
4:20pm
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Hey, I’m your new tutor.
hot4ever@aol.com: yeah whatever. who the hell is x-axis. is that some dumb ass code name or whatever.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: No, it’s Anne. Anne Samson.
hot4ever@aol.com: oh yeah. y r u my tutor?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: ‘Cause Mr. Gordan thought that I could help you improve your grade by being your study buddy.
hot4ever@aol.com: oh.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well I’ve got this website that I really will help you.
hot4ever@aol.com: uh-huh
x-axismood@hotmail.com: The address is www.mathcounts.org/12thgrade-turtoring/_games
hot4ever@aol.com: awesome. thx
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Your welcome.
x-aixsmoods@hotmail.com: Oh & by the way: your not.
hot4ever@aol.com: not what?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: You ain’t hot. You so cold that your penis fell off.
hot4ever@aol.com: eww girl that nasty! where u get tht from?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: just a website that i google searched. it’s www.nastyjokes.net
hot4ever@aol.com: cool. hey, y does ur frnd topaz got tht ugly zit on the top of her forehead ‘cause tht thing is nasty. i wanna puck lookin’ @ dat.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: well let’s just say that puberty hits girls a lot harder than boys.
hot4ever@aol.com: oh yeah? just ‘cause ya’ll gotta have periods & birth control don mean tht ya’ll got it harder than the boys. no way sister.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: yes we do
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: If you must know, we grow hair everywhere.
hot4ever@aol.com: even on your breasts?
x-axismoods@hotmial.com: we’d even have mustaches.
hot4ever@aol.com: well ditto over here! what the hell you think you talking ‘bout? my penis just grew an inch.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: J hee hee! you have a long dick!
hot4ever@aol.com: shut the fuck up!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Oh no you di-n’t!
hot4ever@aol.com: oh yeah I did bitch!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: whatever dicks
hot4ever@aol.com: how come you don talk like this at school?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: ‘cause I ain’t any of them other girls that you date.
hot4ever@aol.com: well u ain’t pretty.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: hey!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Deshan?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: well make sure to look at that website.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: email me back if you need any help with your homework.
hot4ever@aol.com: whatever
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: i’m just doing my job
hot4ever@aol.com: r u allowed 2come over?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: sure
hoht4ever@aol.com: good ‘cause i need some1 2do my hw 4me ‘cause i ain’t gonna do that trash.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: no wonder i got two people to tutor. they’re both lazy
hot4ever@aol.com: shut the hell up & get over here.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: fine. What’s your address?
hot4ever@aol.com: 535 Russell Ridge Dr.
5:12pm
sarah22@gmail.com: Anne? r u there?
5:13pm
sarah22@gmail.com: anne? anne ?
5 :15pm
sarah22@gmail.com: ANNE ! grl u betta answer me b4 i report u !
5:16pm
sarah22@gmail.com: she isn’t answering me.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: I bet they threw away her phone, bought her another1, & put all of their contacts in that1
sarah22@gmail.com: what is she doing?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: plz. I can handle this.
sarah22@gmail.com: no duh
5:20pm
topazlovin@yahoo.com: hello i’m wondering if a bitch that is named Annenabelle Samson that will have a ass whuppin’ w/ her name on it if she don answer me.
5:43pm
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: hey y’all! let’s go into mychat!
Now entering Annenabelle’s chat room
topazlovin@yahoo.com: alrite, 1st of all, UR ABANDONING UR OWN PEEPS HONEY!
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: listen, i am so sorry okay? i was studying with Catalina & then she kept asking me these retarded questions like,” How do you say that again?” or “ Why does it sound like ------“ anyways, you guys understand. it was like teaching a dog how to order a pizza!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i’m not convinced.
sarah22@gmail.com: dang! she stupid. y can’t her own ‘rents teach her?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: ‘cause they think that it’s embarrassing
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yea. thr morons. ‘member when we were like 12 & it was summer & we were starting a bizz with cookies ’n all.
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: No nuts! Splenda instead of that killing mineral that they call sugar! Virgin oil! Scratch that! No oil! Pillsbury flour! Moreover, don’t use that cooking pan spray! Our precious little Catalina will break out into terrible & disgusting dots! No carbs! No fat! Nothing that has ingredients from Asia!
sarah22@gmail.com: & then they were asking us to make the most complicated cookies in the world.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: im still waiting 4my xplaination.
sarah22@gmail.com: yeah anne. 1st lunch & then ignoring our emails? we new tht u were online.
x-axismoods@gmail.com: I’m sorry. I was tutoring someone else. Mr. Gordan thinks that it’ll give
me work & that it’ll also make me leave him alone w/ all of the questions. As if.
sarah22@gmail.com: wait! didn’t he say that we could do tht?
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Well only his accelerated class can do that? And since there are mostly guys, they only chose the step team.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well then y doesn’t Sarah have 2people 2tutor?
sarah22@gmail.com: ‘cause i’m failing
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Mr. Gordan says that she doesn’t have a chance to stay in his class.
sarah22@gmail.com: WHAT? when did i leave the chatroom tht gave you the permission 2say tht?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: the bastard. he said tht he liked my painting for the art show!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: listen, I’m sorry for ignoring your emails. I really am. Besides, I hate studying with Catalina.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well then ask the bastard if u can switch!
sarah22@gmail.com: uh hello? didn’t u hear him when he said,” And NO SWITCHING! NONE! I MEAN IT!” in his usual grlly voice.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: the bastard.
sarah22@gmail.com: i no! let’s go to the Mozart’s Café!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: Or we could go to Pizza Hut!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Mozart!
x-axismoods@hotmail.com: okay.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: u r so soft. J
sarah22@gmail.com: let’s go!
5:56pm
sarah22@gmail.com: get ur 2tor?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Ronald l.
sarah22@gmail.com: he’s an idiot
topazlovin@yahoo.com: who gives a crap? I’m gonna use him to reel in my real man!
sarah22@gmail.com: keep dreamin
topazlovin@yahoo.com: & all of ‘em r rated-X
sarah22@gmail.com: i hope the pastor delivers u from ur ways
topazlovin@yahoo.com: keep tryin
6:01pm
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: Hello?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: Ronald?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: no. It’s Herbert. I’m your math tutor.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i thought tht ronald lesley was gonna b my 2tor.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: well he’s Franky’s. did you do your homework?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: uh herb i already have 2 parents so i don need u asking me tht. & no i didn’t mommy
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: oh ha. very funny.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: that’s y everybody loves Topaz! J
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: whatever. do you need any help or whatever.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: no. y don’t u just get it over w/ & then go back to watching another retarded episode of Star Trek?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: no. i’m rushing so i can go back to the ceiling on my apartment building & look thru my telescope. bsides, i hate that
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i thought all nerds loved it.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: another idiot. great.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: another geek. perfect.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: listen the only real reason that I’m your tutor is that before Mr. Gordan assigned study buddies, I gave him $300 cash so that I could be your partner.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: y?
topazlovin@yahoo.com:DO U LIKE ME?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: as if. you aren’t even my type.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: then who r ur type?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: as if any grl can even try 2fit in the category.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@yahoo.com: when you say that your only referring to yourself.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well then who falls in your category?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: Sarah.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: what u like grls tht refuse make-up & r geeks?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: no. Girls who don’t need fancy clothes & jewelry in order to define themselves as mature, honest, beautiful, smart, funny, attractive, sweet, pretty woman. Girls who don’t look at their reflection every 10 min. or act like idiots which is what they call “flirting”.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: no wonder u looked @ her ass when she walked by u in tht dress on pic day.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: do u no tht she doesn’t no tht ur alive?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: whatever. i’m not supposed 2even b on the computer rite now. if you need help then just email your questions.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wait! i still have questions bout u liking Sarah!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: how long has it been? was it as long as when she wore the deep V-neck shirt in the 4th grade when her breasts were a B-cup?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: or how bout the time when she bent over to pick up a piece of chalk in front of the whole class with her underwear showing?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: or what about the time when she got hit by a water balloon on joke day in elem. school & she wasn’t wearing a bra?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: oh come on Herb! i’m not gonna stop until u answer.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: i’m discussing my personal life with a stepper!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: don b hatin
topazlovin@yahoo.com: but i’m serious!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ya no i have her email address.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: duh. if ur her frn then u’ll have her email
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wanna it or not?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: yeah right. what’d i say?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whatever u say 2 her in ur tech. ed. classes
nerdswilldominatethearth@delicious.com: i’m not emailing her.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ah come on. ur the1 who said that you liked her. bsides, u’re her type.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@yahoo.com: really?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah. i mean, ur nice, smart, not so handsome 2me but i think tht’ll work 4her, ur in a lot of her advanced classes, & i was never in love w/ u.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: wow thanks so much. not.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: ya want it?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: i don care ok.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah u do. i no u do.
nerdswilldominatethearth@delicious.com: i should’ve gone with Anne instead.
topazlovinv@yahoo.com: yeah well she would’ve been talked really talked bout the homework. i like 2do this stuff.
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: great.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: well anyway, it’s sarah22@gmail.com
nerdswilldominatethearth@delicous.com: i’m gonna go.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: don tell her tht i tol u her email!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: im 4real Herbert!\
topazlovin@yahoo.com: HEBERT!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: if u tell her then i’ma flip u @ school tomorrow!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: & i ain’t lyin’ boy! when i threat i never lie ya go dat! i’ma come up to u & then grab u by the shoulder & then punch u in the face so hard that u’ll nose will be pushed in.
6:18pm
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: (Bernie Mac) who ya with?
sarah22@gmail.com: my retarded bro. who you with?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: no one. i’m emailing u from my roof.
sarah22@gmail.com: how come?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: the reception is better up here.
sarah22@gmail.com: cool. how did u get my email?
nerdswilldominatetheaearth@delicious.com: topaz since i’m her tutor.
sarah22@gmail.com: but y would u get my email if ur her 2tor?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: well i just wanted 2talk 2u more.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh. awesome.
nerdswilldominatethearth@delicious.com: ya know i’ve gotta a new piece that i’m working on right now. ya wanna read it?
sarah22@gmail.com: don even ask me twice!
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: so is that a yes of a no?
sarah22@gmail.com: totally!
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com:
There once was a little dog that was in his dog house. He saw a bone land in his yard. He took it & then buried it behind his home. Then he went to the dog-mart. He saw a prissy Chihuahua that was called Carla. A crazy German Shepherd came & then sliced her head off with the meat cutter. The dog bought the prissy’s head & some apples. He went home & saw the pretty golden retriever sitting in his doorway. He welcomed her in & they ate the prissy’s head. He opened the top of the prissy’s head & wasn’t surprised to see that it was full of make-up & pictures of boys& other crap that didn’t matter but she didn’t give a damn & stuffed it in her nub head . The golden retriever took the hallow head & an apple & made it into a laser beam so she could bounce it off of the moon. However, the beam went crazy because of the bone that sent the beam to the little dog’s penis & zapped it off. Then the bone walked in, laughed, & took the penis. The bone put it on & walked away turning into Joe Swanson.. The golden retriever the took a mascara wand & replaced the little dog’s penis. & now he must pee out mascara ink for the rest of his life. However, after that they both got drunk & she jumped his bones.
THE END.
sarah22@gmail.com: J
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: cool huh.
sarah22@gmail.com: dude, that was so funny that i nearly fell out of my chair! u have a wild & dirty imagination man!
nerdswilldominatetheearth@gmail.com: i thinking of getting my own website & then posting that on there.
sarah22@gmail.com: that would be so cool!
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: i no.
sarah22@gmail.com: but...
nerdswilldominatethearth@delicious.com: but what?
sarah22@gmail.com: i’m worried
nerdswilldominatetheearth@gmail.com: about?
sarah22@gmail.com: didn’t topaz tell u not 2tell me that u got my email from her?
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: yeah so?
sarah22@gmail.com: uh oh!
nerdswilldominatetheearth@delicious.com: oh come on! i’ve gotta go now.
sarah22@gmail.com: oh. well see ya.
May 4, 2010
sarah22@gmail.com: why?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: why what?
sarah22@gmail.com: why did you give him my email?
topazlovin@yahoo.com: so r u mad?
sarah22@gmail.com: heck nah! u crazy
topazlovin@yahoo.com: yeah
sarah22@gmail.com: ha ha ha! ur so funny.
topazlovin@yahoo.com: i no
sarah22@gmail.com: i mean that i didn’t need ur help w/ talking to him ya no
topazlovin@yahoo.com: no i didn’t no
sarah22@gmail.com: <sigh>
topazlovin@yahoo.com: but what i do no is dat u would’ve never sucked up the erg 2talk 2the dude.
sarah22@gmail.com: yes, i would’ve
topazlovin@yahoo.com: no u wouldn’t
sarah22@gmail.com: ok. mayb i wouldn’t’ve but i still have my dignity
topazlovin@yahoo.com: whateve. hey have u talked 2anne yet?
sarah22@gmail.com: no. whenever i see her in the hallway i go 2talk 2her but then Carla swoops in & then pushes her away & she doesn’t even care!
topazlovin@yahoo.com: wow
sarah22@gmail.com: i no rite! i think something bad is happening
topazlovin@yahoo.com: nah ya think?
sarah22@gmail.com: shut up?
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